It's Hard to Be Five

It's Hard to Be Five is a great, great book, and it's funny because the narrator, which is a five year old says "if it's including dirt, I will say "Yes!" And at the very start he's got a five-O-meter, and his badge says "systems off" and at the end, when his five-o-meter is under control, his badge says A-OK. And when he hasn't got it under control, the button on the front of his five-O-meter is "panic". And when he's got it under control it says "running smoothly". He tries to sit still but it's just really hard. Close to the end, he has a license and his body's his car. I don't want to tell you too much so if you want to buy the book, you can.

Arthur