Fun and interesting facts

here are a few interesting facts:
1.Stephen was the 7th British ruler.
2.My brother (Oliver) is 2 at the moment(2006).
3.I am a good piano player.
4.I have lost my Mario and Luigi superstarsaga game at the moment.
and 5. Moms phone ring sounds like a huge,big,smelly fart.

David
P.S.this is supposed to be funny.